Project Blurbs

When you’re setting up a Kickstarter, one of the things the submission form asks you is “If you had to describe your project in one tweet, how would you do it?” Accordingly, I asked the authors to do the same thing for their fictional projects. The following “short blurbs” are all included in the anthology, but I thought it might be a fun way to tease the stories to present them to you here, since this would be akin to coming across a tweet about their projects.

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! by Keffy R.M. Kehrli

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY so I can crush your hopes and dreams by making my own come true!

For Entertainment Purposes Only by Jeremiah Tolbert

A brain-altering device and app for dealing with an all-too-common problem of television and film spoilers. With our device, you can live a SpoilerFree life and enjoy the media you consume without concern.

Zero G R&J by Mary Robinette Kowal

NASA’s artist-in-residence program experiments with zero-G puppetry. David Tennant & Mary Robinette Kowal perform in space!

A Memorial to the Patriots by Jake Kerr

Help fund A Memorial to the Patriots, a marble monument in Baton Rouge to the valiant and brave defenders of Houston, who lost their lives to the terrorist insurgency forces last year.

I Want to be a Lioness by Chuck Wendig

I need to be on the outside what I feel I am on the inside: a lioness.

Liberty: Seeking Support for a Writ of Habeas Corpus for a Non-Human Being by Samuel Peralta

Seeking Support for a Writ of Habeas Corpus for a Non-Human Being

Help Summon the Most Holy Folded One! by Harry Connolly


Fulfill My Destiny—and Save the World! by Matt Forbeck

I have already conquered the world, but I need your help to build my time machine to make sure it happens. Or we all die.

Larping the Apocalypse 2: The Nano-Plague by Tim Pratt

You can be part of the most realistic post-apocalyptic live-action roleplaying game ever . . . if you live long enough.

Fund Taphognosis Industries by Tobias S. Buckell

Help us scan and upload entire minds . . . and change the future of consciousness research.

CatAssassins by Veronica Belmont

In an uncertain world, you want #CatAssassins on your side! Backers receive an early look at how our kittens are primed for global takeover.

Finder of Lost Things by Monte Cook

Lost something important to you? Support this project to help fund a device that will find it, no matter where or what it is!

Prima Nocta Detective Agency Needs You by Genevieve Valentine

Shadow City needs a hero. Prima Nocta wants to be that hero, because this place is really getting overrun with vampires.

So Juicy Transforming Strips by Matt Williamson

Tired of spoxy drainage? Together, we can “heal and reveal”!

The Spirit of Mars: Fund a Sacred Journey to the Red Planet by Andrew Penn Romine

JOIN US on an interplanetary pilgrimage to the mysterious FACE on MARS, and help found a NEW TEMPLE to the sacred SPIRIT of MARS.

Flashed Forward by Bradley Beaulieu

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to send me, and perhaps some small part of you, beyond these days and into the future.

Help Me Follow My Sister Into the Land of the Dead by Carmen Maria Machado

Aid & abet a heartwarming sibling reunion—albeit under grievous circumstances—in a terrifying place where no mortal has any business treading.

Be Careful What You Wish For by Michael J. Sullivan

I can make your wishes come true. Check out my magic talismans with a wide range of prices/number of wishes available.

A Practical Mechanism for Overcoming the Directionality of Temporal Flow by David D. Levine

Time travel is one of humanity’s greatest dreams. Help me to develop my theoretical concept into a practical device!

Life-Sized Arena Tetris! by David Malki !

Bring the world’s best puzzle game to a real-life gym near you!!

ZIPPERS by Derek Van Gorder

An innovative solution to entertainment-overload.

I used to Love H.E.R. (a/k/a Help Engineer and Rebuild My Robot Girlfriend Roommate) by Maurice Broaddus

Taking the human brain and placing it in a mechanical body is the next phase in extending our lives past “death.”

Locally Grown, Organic by Kat Howard

A new restaurant, offering the epitome of truly unique cuisine.

Let’s Keep Burt Grimsby’s Head Frozen! by Heather Lindsley

When a crowd can fund your dream, no project is too extreme . . . not even a water-fueled engine to #saveburtsfrozenhead

Jerome 3.0 by Jason Gurley

Reunite a widow with her late husband, and help write the final act to a love story that transcends death itself.

Help Me Destroy Cannes! by Jonathan L. Howard

At last, a plan to remove the horrible blight of Cannes from the world. It will work, but I need your pledges!

Save the Photophobic Hemoglobivores with the Sanguine Reserve! by Mur Lafferty

Help conserve one of the oldest species on Earth with a private nature reserve.

Nosferatu, Brutus? by Scott Sigler

Pedophiliac sparkly vamps must die, and you can help kill them! Unleash the “Teenage Vamplague” and take out these young punks forever.

Updates by Vylar Kaftan and Shannon Prickert

Waiting to hear about other Kickstarters? Back Updates . . . and get your updates!

You Only Live Once by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley

This is your chance to experience the ultimate adventure. Join us on asteroid X635s and discover the future. You only live once.

Mechanical Animals by Brooke Bolander

Using state-of-the-art advances in neural uplink technology and biologically-based cybernetic vessel structure, this project will try to place a human consciousness where it has truly never gone before—into the body of an animal.

KISMET™ by Daniel H. Wilson

The KISMET™ device from LIFE! corporation will streamline your day-to-day decision making and transform you into a better version of yourself!

Bring About the Halloween Eternal!!! by Seanan McGuire

Restore Halloween to its rightful glory, and prove that ours is the most sincere holiday!