Zombie Rhymes

Why do we love a good zombie rhyme?
It ENTERTAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Writer John Scalzi’s blog, Whatever, includes a zombie-inspired post that allows readers to ponder an abundance of similar questions, including:
“What do zombies like to eat?  (BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.)”
“What do vegetarian zombies like to eat? (GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.)”
“What do vegetarian zombies eat when they’re on vacation in Jamaica? (PLANTAAAAAAAINS.)”

Scalzi asks readers to expand on his list, and over two hundred have posted questions that probe the natures of rhyme, the universe, and the undead. Zombie rhymes are everywhere: how many will you find?