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Gratuitous Hoofbeats

You know, I would be totally okay with it if I never heard another metal song that included the sound of hoofbeats and/or the sound of clashing swords. I would also be okay with it if I never heard another one of those 30-45 second interludes consisting entirely of hoofbeats and/or clashing swords.

I’m just sayin’.

(Thankfully, since my iPod is my primary listening device, and I use playlists, I can just eliminate those interludes, and iTunes lets you alter the start time of a song, so if a track opens with gratuitous hoofbeats, I can make it start at the 25 second mark or whatever.)

Discussion

  • jrg

    8:58 pm Sep-23-2008 Reply

    Have you been listening to Dimmu Borgir? ;)

    james

  • John Joseph Adams

    9:08 pm Sep-23-2008 Reply

    It was Tyr that set me off on the rant, because they’re currently in my playlist. Also, possibly, Sabaton and Arkona–they both certainly had some stupid interludes and a bunch of songs that began with annoying crap (not necessarily hoofbeats, but might as well have been). The problem is widespread, however, and some sense must be beat into them.

  • jrg

    9:25 pm Sep-23-2008 Reply

    By the way, have you picked up Swallowed by the Sun’s “The Morning Never Came”? The more I listen to it, the more I love it.

    I also recently got Esoteric’s “The Maniacal Vale” and would recommend it if you are enjoying very long-form doom metal with growly vocals.

    Have you heard Arkona, Besatt, and Thirst’s “Holocaust Zniewolonych Mas…”? Just curious as to how it is…some of the samples I’ve heard sound…well, lo-fi.

  • John Joseph Adams

    4:56 pm Sep-24-2008 Reply

    I’m not familiar with any of those, I’ll check them out. Well, except for Arkona, which I mentioned, but I wasn’t aware of that split album you’re talking about.

    Someone told me about Arkona a while back, but at the time, I couldn’t seem to find any albums by them here–but then I saw a review of Ot Serdca K Nebu in Decibel, so I went and bought it. I see that now Amazon MP3 has several albums listed, including the split you mentioned.

  • Jack Kincaid

    8:22 pm Sep-24-2008 Reply

    WHAT? No hoofbeats or clashing swords? Oh, the horror of music without annoying, intrusive effects to detract from otherwise boring musical bridges…