TABLE OF CONTENTS

HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!! & Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects contains 32 all-new, never-before-published stories, plus a reprint of the eponymous story that inspired the anthology.

Peruse the FREE READS, AUTHOR INTERVIEWS, or PROJECTS BLURBS pages to get a feel for the anthology and learn more about the stories.

The table of contents follows:

  • INTRODUCTION
    John Joseph Adams
  • HELP FUND MY ROBOT ARMY!!!
    Keffy R.M. Kehrli
  • FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
    Jeremiah Tolbert
  • ZERO G R&J
    Mary Robinette Kowal
  • A MEMORIAL TO THE PATRIOTS
    Jake Kerr
  • I WANT TO BE A LIONESS
    Chuck Wendig
  • LIBERTY: SEEKING SUPPORT FOR A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS FOR A NON-HUMAN BEING
    Samuel Peralta
  • HELP SUMMON THE MOST HOLY FOLDED ONE!
    Harry Connolly
  • FULFILL MY DESTINY—AND SAVE THE WORLD!
    Matt Forbeck
  • LARPING THE APOCALYPSE 2: THE NANO-PLAGUE
    Tim Pratt
  • FUND TAPHOGNOSIS INDUSTRIES
    Tobias S. Buckell
  • CATASSASSINS!
    Veronica Belmont
  • FINDER OF LOST THINGS
    Monte Cook
  • PRIMA NOCTA DETECTIVE AGENCY NEEDS YOU
    Genevieve Valentine
  • SO JUICY TRANSFORMING STRIPS
    Matt Williamson
  • THE SPIRIT OF MARS: FUND A SACRED JOURNEY TO THE RED PLANET
    Andrew Penn Romine
  • FLASHED FORWARD
    Bradley Beaulieu
  • HELP ME FOLLOW MY SISTER INTO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
    Carmen Maria Machado
  • BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
    Michael J. Sullivan
  • A PRACTICAL MECHANISM FOR OVERCOMING THE DIRECTIONALITY OF TEMPORAL FLOW
    David D. Levine
  • LIFE-SIZED ARENA TETRIS!
    David Malki!
  • ZIPPERS
    Derek Van Gorder
  • I USED TO LOVE H.E.R.
    Maurice Broaddus
  • LOCALLY GROWN, ORGANIC
    Kat Howard
  • LET’S KEEP BURT GRIMSBY’S HEAD FROZEN!
    Heather Lindsley
  • JEROME 3.0
    Jason Gurley
  • HELP ME DESTROY CANNES!
    Jonathan L. Howard
  • SAVE THE PHOTOPHOBIC HEMOGLOBIVORES WITH THE SANGUINE RESERVE!
    Mur Lafferty
  • NOSFERATU, BRUTUS?
    Scott Sigler
  • UPDATES
    Vylar Kaftan and Shannon Prickett
  • YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
    Sylvia Spruck Wrigley
  • MECHANICAL ANIMALS
    Brooke Bolander
  • KISMET™
    Daniel H. Wilson
  • BRING ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN ETERNAL!!!
    Seanan McGuire