Tag: Memes

15 Albums Meme

[meme] Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. When you finish, tag 15 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill. Get the idea now? Good. [/meme]

Okay, from that starting point, I had to just kind of think of albums that influenced the evolution of my musical tastes. Perhaps they were important to me in other ways, but I don’t know that I could come up with *15* albums that changed my life or the way I looked at it. In many cases, these were the first albums that I listened to by the band in question, and often these albums led me down a path toward a different sort of music than I had listened to previously. Admittedly, these are all metal, but they’re different kinds of metal, and each were important, as I said, to the evolution of my musical tastes.

1. Metallica – And Justice For All
2. White Zombie – La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Vol. 1
3. Pantera – Far Beyond Driven
4. Biohazard – State of the World Address
5. Ultraspank – Ultraspank
6. Spineshank – The Height of Callousness
7. Various Artists – MTV2 Headbanger’s Ball
8. In Flames – Reroute to Remain
9. Dark Tranquillity – Damage Done
10. At the Gates – Slaughter of the Soul
11. Ceremonial Oath – Carpet
12. Trivium – Ember to Inferno
13. Protest the Hero – Kezia
14. Lamb of God – Sacrament
15. Wintersun – Wintersun

[crossposted from Facebook]

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A Meme of Questionable Utility

via Andrew Wheeler

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?

A. I don’t use salad dressing. When I eat salad, I usually just top it with parmesan cheese.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

A. Wendy’s. Also, my first job! Actually, that’s why I’m bald — shaving my head was the only way to get all that fucking grease out of my hair.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

A. I don’t really have one. Maybe Grand Sichuan or Mitali East.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?

A. 15-20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

A: No question: pizza. I could eat pizza every day for every meal forever, I think.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?

A. I take mine plain–no additional toppings, just cheese. (And no extra cheese, thank you.)

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?

A: Grape jelly

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Post-Apocalyptic Tests

Take OK Cupid’s Apocalypse Survival Test and see if you have what it takes to prosper after Armageddon.

Although I edited Wastelands and thus have seriously studied post-apocalyptic literature, my chances of survival are not good; in the four variables tracked, here’s how I scored–

Preparedness: 54%, City Skills: 28%, Survival Skills: 23%, Nature Skills: 0%

After you determine your likelihood to survive, you’re ready to move onto Quizilla’s Post-Apocalyptic Self test, which reveals what sort of mutant or marauder you’ll be. I scored, appropriately, as a “Wasteland Warrior.”

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Hugo Awards meme

If you nominated for the Hugos this year, copy this list and bold the selections that you actually nominated. Underline selections that you’ve read/seen (or tried to read/view and gave up on, etc.) but didn’t nominate. If you’ve passionately dislike one of the selections, italicize it (in addition to underlining it). If you like, add a pick of your own to each category that you feel should have made it, by placing it in [brackets] at the end of each category list.

Novel:

  • Eifelheim by Michael Flynn
  • His Majesty’s Dragon by Naomi Novik
  • Glasshouse by Charles Stross
  • Rainbows End by Vernor Vinge
  • Blindsight by Peter Watts
  • [Crystal Rain by Tobias Buckell]

Novella:

  • “The Walls of the Universe” by Paul Melko
  • “A Billion Eves” by Robert Reed
  • “Inclination” by William Shunn
  • “Lord Weary’s Empire” by Michael Swanwick
  • “Julian: A Christmas Story” by Robert Charles Wilson
  • [“Planet of Mystery” by Terry Bisson]

Novelette:

  • “Yellow Card Man” by Paolo Bacigalupi
  • “Dawn, and Sunset, and the Colours of the Earth” by Michael F. Flynn
  • “The Djinn’s Wife” by Ian McDonald
  • “All the Things You Are” by Mike Resnick
  • “Pol Pot’s Beautiful Daughter” by Geoff Ryman
  • [“Pop Squad” by Paolo Bacigalupi]

Short Story:

  • “How to Talk to Girls at Parties” by Neil Gaiman
  • “Kin” by Bruce McAllister
  • “Impossible Dreams” by Timothy Pratt
  • “Eight Episodes” by Robert Reed
  • “The House Beyond Your Sky” by Benjamin Rosenbaum
  • [“Killers” by Carol Emshwiller]

Related Book:

  • About Writing: Seven Essays, Four Letters, and Five Interviews by Samuel R. Delany
  • Heinlein’s Children: The Juveniles by Joseph T. Major
  • James Tiptree, Jr. : The Double Life of Alice B. Sheldon by Julie Phillips
  • Cover Story: The Art of John Picacio by John Picacio
  • Worldcon Guest of Honor Speeches edited by Mike Resnick and Joe Siclari
  • [no pick]

Dramatic Presentation, Long Form:

  • Children of Men
  • Pan’s Labvrinth

  • The Prestige
  • A Scanner Darkly
  • V for Vendetta
  • [no pick]

Dramatic Presentation, Short Form:

  • Battlestar Galactica, “Downloaded”
  • Doctor Who, “Army of Ghosts” and “Doomsday”
  • Doctor Who, “Girl in the Fireplace”
  • Doctor Who, “School Reunion”
  • Stargate SG-1, “200”
  • [The Amazing Screw-on Head]

Editor, Long Form:

  • Lou Anders
  • James Patrick Baen
  • Ginjer Buchanan
  • David G. Hartwell
  • Patrick Nielsen Hayden
  • [Juliet Ulman]

Editor, Short Form:

  • Gardner Dozois
  • David G. Hartwell
  • Stanley Schmidt
  • Gordon Van Gelder
  • Sheila Williams
  • [Shawna McCarthy]

Professional Artist:

  • Bob Eggleton
  • Donato Giancola
  • Stephan Martiniere
  • John Jude Palencar
  • John Picacio
  • [Max Bertolini]

Semiprozine:

  • Ansible
  • Interzone
  • Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet
  • Locus
  • The New York Review of Science Fiction
  • [Subterranean Magazine]

Fanzine:

  • Banana Wings
  • Challenger
  • The Drink Tank
  • Plokta
  • Science-Fiction Five-Yearly
  • [Sybil’s Garage]

Fan Writer:

  • Chris Garcia
  • John Hertz
  • Dave Langford
  • John Scalzi
  • Steven H. Silver
  • [Carol Pinchefsky]

Fan Artist:

  • Brad W. Foster
  • Teddy Harvia
  • Sue Mason
  • Steve Stiles
  • Frank Wu
  • [no pick]

John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer:

  • Scott Lynch
  • Sarah Monette
  • Naomi Novik
  • Brandon Sanderson
  • Lawrence M. Schoen
  • [Cherie Priest]

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Six Weird Things About Me

Mary Robinette Kowal tagged me to do this meme, though IIRC, she violated one of the rules by not leaving a comment on my blog to inform me of this tagging.  Thus my delay in participating.  But then again I’ve been insanely busy lately, so I wouldn’t have had time anyway, and I’ve been so inundated with blog comment spam, perhaps she did comment and I just missed it. 

Here are the rules of the meme:

Each player of this game starts with the “6 weird things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

There are probably at least six weird things about me that are apparently obvious to everyone who knows me or reads this blog, so I’ll attempt to list six weird things that might not be immediately apparent.

  1. I have titanium rods attached to my spine.
  2. I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. (This doesn’t seem weird to me, but enough people have expressed surprise at this trifecta that I have come to think of it as an unusual quirk of mine.)
  3. I’m a dietary creature of habit: I eat the same thing for dinner almost every day (and will usually eat that same thing for lunch if I’m not working); at work, I eat at the same Chinese place every day for lunch, and I order the same thing every time (I don’t even have to say anything when I enter the place; they just start making my order).
  4. I lost 190 lbs.
  5. I have to make notes to do things all the time or else I’ll completely forget; sometimes I still forget, even with the notes.
  6. I almost never take my contacts out, even though the instructions say to take them out once a week (and to dispose of them after a month).  Instead, I just wear them until they start bothering me, then I take them out and throw them away.

I’m not going to bother tagging anyone since I’m coming to this meme late, and a lot of people have probably done it already.  Well, no, I’ll tag The Slushmaster; I don’t think he’s done it yet.  Speaking of which, I find it incredibly amusing that when you google “Slushmaster” (to grab the URL), google asks “Did you mean: flushmaster“.  But I guess that works too: he takes the hopes and dreams of the writers submitting stories and flushes them right down the toilet…

 

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Books Meme

Looks like I was tagged for this meme by Andrew Wheeler (a/k/a G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent.).  So here it goes:

1. One book that changed your life?

I’ll give you two, for two different reasons.  One is Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.  That might seem like an odd book to change one’s life, but it was what opened me up to reading SF in a serious and hardcore way.  I’d read a bunch of SF and fantasy when I was younger and then kind of drifted away from it; mainly, if for no other reason, that I was not really aware of publishing categories because I mostly used to just read whatever my sister gave to me.  So Crichton hooked me in the mainstream section of the bookstore, and my search for more stuff like that lead me to SF, which I had a lot of misconceptions about at the time.  Luckily, someone explained to me that if I could handle the science in Jurassic Park, then I could handle any of the science in an SF novel. 

The other book is The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester.  Perhaps not coincidentally, this is my favorite novel.  The reason I think of it as a book that changed my life is because I read it at a point in my reading career at which I was not particularly well-read in the genre, and Stars completely blew my mind and made me realize Holy shit, this is what SF is capable of.  Once I read that book, there was no turning back.  I started reading SF almost exclusively after that, and eventually grew inspired to try my hand at writing (and, eventually, editing) it.  In fact, my Very Bad Novel (which was later adapted into my Very Bad Screenplay, which though Very Bad, was once optioned for cash money) is very much inspired by The Stars My Destination–not so much so that just anyone would recognize it, I think, but there’s a lot of Gully Foyle in the protagonist.

2. One book you have read more than once?

I haven’t read many books more than once, as I tend to be more interested in what’s in that next book, than revisiting what I’ve already read.  That said, I’ve re-read both of the abovementioned books, and I’ve also re-read Crichton’s Sphere (which was my favorite novel for a while, and is a book I still have a great fondness for). 

3. One book you would want on a desert island?

I refuse to name the book I’d want on the off chance that I do end up on a desert island.  Because if I say the name of the book aloud (or in pixels), that’ll pretty much guarantee I won’t end up with it.  I mean, come on: if my luck is bad enough that I end up on a desert island, you think I’m going to end up with the book I want? 

4. One book that made you laugh?

You can take your pick of Terry Pratchett Discworld novels, or Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide books.  But I usually find there’s at least some humor in most novels.  For instance, I know there were moments where I laughed during Naomi Novik’s Temeraire series, even though it’s by no means a comedic series.

5. One book that made you cry?

I’m not sure I can think of any books that have made me cry, though it’s entirely possible, as I know I’ve teared up at films.  I’m pretty sure I got a little weepy at “Flowers for Algernon,” though that would have been when I read the novelette version (it’s possible that it happened when I read the novel too, but unlikely since the emotional impact would have been lessened since I knew how it ended at that point). 

6. One book you wish had been written?

One more Alfred Bester novel, to have been written during the 50s, at which point he was at the height of his creative prowess.

7. One book you wish had never had been written?

I don’t hate any book enough that I’d wish it had never been written.  Even if I think it’s rubbish, I’d rather the world had more books in it, so I wouldn’t wish non-existence upon any book.  Although it would be an interesting alternate history premise to imagine how the world might have developed differently if no holy books (The Bible, The Koran, etc.) had ever been written.

8. One book you are currently reading?

I’m currently reading Paragaea by Chris Roberson, and I think it’s pretty great so far. 

At lunch today, I was just perusing a writing business book called Freelance Forever, which I bought at The Strand for a dollar yesterday.  A lot of it is probably outdated since it was published in 1982, but there’s some good advice in it so far. 

9. One book you have been meaning to read?

George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series.  Oh, and the Harry Potter books too.  Those two series are what I get asked about most often, it seems, and receive appalled looks in response to my confession that I have not read them.

10. Now tag five people.

Doug Cohen

David Barr Kirtley

Jeremy Tolbert

Trent Hergenrader

Samantha Ling

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History Is Bunk: A Meme

via: Andrew Wheeler

Instructions: enter your birthdate into Wikipedia (without year), then post three events, two births and one death.  I thought I’d put a little spin on the meme, by trying to relate my entries to SF/fantasy.

Events:

1930 – The radio mystery program The Shadow airs for the first time.

1964Ranger program: Ranger 7 sends back the first close-up photographs of the moon, with images 1,000 times clearer than anything ever seen from earth-bound telescopes).

1971Apollo program: Apollo 15 astronauts become the first to ride in a lunar rover.

Births:

1965 – J. K. Rowling, English novelist / 1980Harry Potter, fictional protagonist of J.K. Rowling‘s series Harry Potter

1966Dean Cain, American actor (played Superman in the TV show, Lois & Clark)

Death:

2001Poul Anderson, American author (b. 1926)

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