The F&SF MySpace profile received the following email:

How’s it goin? I’m Kristy, I just moved to the Jersey City area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to New Jersey a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).

I’m 24/F/single and I’m lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you’re 57 and you’re cute so I guess you’re qualified :-)

Gee, should we be flattered?