Codex Q&A: At which local retailer can I redeem all of my rejection letters?

In July 2013, I served as the “editor-in-residence” for the Codex Writing Group, which meant basically I was asking a month-long AMA (“Ask Me Anything”) interview. With Codex’s permission, I’m re-posting the Q&As here on my blog. The questions were all provided by members of Codex.

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Looking through my rejections, I figure you’ve read more of my fiction than anybody aside from myself, even including my wife. My question is, at which local retailer can I redeem all of my rejection letters? I’d like to upgrade to platinum status.

Also, are the old F&SF ones expired, or can I still redeem those ones?

Anyway, keep doing what you do. You give editors a good name!

My wife and I are currently in negotiations to decide how many rejections a writer needs to present in order to qualify them for a free drink (redeemable at convention bars). We’ll let you know.

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